DRAFT 1 OF MARKETING PLOY OF THEE BEWK
1 - Talk about pregnancy and birth - THAT SELLS TO YOUNG MUMS
2 - SHOW PICKS OF GRANDAD MCCANN - that appeals to grannys and grandpas out there
3 - MAKE OUT WE SEARCHED - we don't want the rest of the public to find out we were busy with the fund.
4 - JUST TALK SHIT IN BEWK KATE - we want to fill pages cos we got fuck all else going for us
5- PUT IN PERFECT LITTLE GENITALS TORN APART - increase of sales to make the paedophiles and perverts buy the BEWK
6 - CALL MRS FENN A LIAR - cos her statement is fookin dangerous and damaging to us. Make her out to be a silly old woman.
7 - TALK ABOUT OUR SEX LIVES - sex sells and again it appeals to all the weirdos out there that want to buy the book.
8- MAKE OUT CARTER RUCK WORK FOR FREE - that way everyone will be too terrified to write about us and we can threaten to silence them
9- REMIND PEOPLE TO KEEP SEARCHING AND DONATE TO THE FUND - that keeps the mortgage paid and enough cash for those damn legal fees
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Credit to a dear Friend! - And here's some more Scottish humour, by another Friend:
Madeleine Seen In The Seventies!!!
"I have thought about your great idea and with all the sightings of Madeleine. I did think of one. Madeleine has been seen in Belgium, Holland and so on and you were the only one ever to spot that the sightings were coming from the same professions as the McCanns. They were always a doctor or a fucking teacher. I have a photo of my sister taken in the 1970s and she looks like a Madeleine look-alike and I thought, "Well, the McCanns have had Madeleine in all the countries in the world, all the situations and scenarios but they fucking missed this one: MADELEINE SEEN IN THE 1970s."